P.S. Marley Got Her Christmas Wish

All Marley wanted for Christmas was her two front teeth – I think this photo is evidence enough that she’s been a good girl this year.

Marley's first tooth

Ignore the extraneous rice cereal. I took the picture single-handed while feeding her this morning. You can see the looming spoonful on the left. It is the only way to get a look at her mouth without fighting with her prehensile tongue.

The one on the right (her left) is most certainly there as we can feel it. The little white spot to the left of that tooth looks to me like her second one coming in fast. Click the picture for a larger, higher resolution image if you’re not convinced. No doctoring of photos here folks!

It’s The Little Things That Count, Don Corleone

Sometimes it is the little things that count. Take for example the warnings to adults who are considering buying a FurReal Friends Butterscotch Pony at the Entertainment Earth website.

Requires 6 ‘D’ batteries, not included.

Now that’s good to know – you can purchase and plan to buy some batteries ahead of time. Nice touch!

Adults take note: Pony comes unassembled in box with head detatched. You may wish to not open the box around your children if they may be frightened by a box with a decapitated horse inside.

Wow, now that one is an excellent suggestion. Can you imagine the look on your little child’s face when they open the box and find a severed Butterscotch Pony head? And would you be buying this gift for a child that may not be frightened by a box with a decapitated horse head inside?

Flashy Things And Technology Of Olde

I’m no fan of Flash as you may or may not know. However it is almost impossible to consume pop culture sites today without interacting with a Flash site somehow. Well today is a landmark day – I’ve actually found something funny and interesting enough that I’m putting a Flash video link in my post directly. I’ve chosen Google over youtube though they both have the video.

Behold what happens when two geeks get together and think about old technology – stop motion capture. I’ve also never embedded any videos here before so this should be interesting.

In the spirit of hating Flash and the way it makes so much of the web inaccessible, I’m going to share a little secret with you. There exists a “bookmarklet” that allows you to download the .avi file that is played by the Flash player for many Google and youtube videos. Simply follow the instructions and you can view the videos from your own desktop, over and over – all without dipping into proprietary and close-sourced video players!

Finally, I leave you with a link to instructions on how to access the MP3 (audio) files that many Flash sites play so you can enjoy those upon your leisure too.

Hope these are as helpful to you as they are to me – which is to say extremely so.

I’ve Never Met A Blacklist I’ve Completely Agreed With

I’m a paid Shaw subscriber – they give me my daily Internet smack and so far I’ve been very happy with their services — except for their Internet phone service, but that’s another story. I was surprised to read an article the other day about how Shaw will now be blocking access to a list of sites without letting me know they’re doing it, why, or which sites.

This is, quite simply, censorship – and it is certainly for a good cause. They will be using a blacklist of sites provided by a government-funded operation called Cybertip.ca. They are aiming to reduce (eliminate?) child exploitation on the Internet, and I am 100% behind their goal. Child porn and pornography in general are not aspects of the Internet that should be ignored until they go away – they need to be addressed as the real problems they are.

But this initiative makes me a little uneasy, frankly. I have a few questions that I can’t find answers to:

  1. Was Shaw intending on telling me about this initiative? I’m paying them for access to the Internet and now, unannounced, they’ll be silently blocking parts of it
  2. What sites are on this blacklist? As a person affected by it I feel uncomfortable not being able to see what sites are included on it. My experience with blacklists is that inevitably some site ends up blacklisted that shouldn’t have been. How is the site operator to know why their traffic dropped overnight? Email blacklists like this exist in an attempt to stem the flow of Spam emails in the world – another initiative I can get behind. However they are publicly searchable for this very reason – people are put on it accidentally and as a website operator I need to be able to find out if I am listed on any of those lists to take corrective action.
  3. Who works for Cybertips, and what qualifications are required to become a person who decides whether or not my site is available to 80% of Canadian Internet visitors?
  4. Since Cybertips can only do this because it is explicitly against the law to consume this trash, what can we expect from the future? What is stopping politicians from deciding to enforce other laws in Canada this way? For example politicians are not known to stand up to powerful lobbying bodies like the Copyright Cartel in Canada (CRIA). This is giving the government a certain degree of control over what sites I can visit on the Internet – where is the guarantee that this will not become a standard practice for enforcing any other laws, whether or not I agree with them?
  5. Why is the user not given some kind of message as to why the site is not available? It sounds like anyone who tries to access a blacklisted site will simply be pushed off into some kind of DNS dead-end. No special webpage explaining the situation, or giving the person resources to report a problem or miscategorized site. Is this really the best way to handle the problem?

These are just some questions I haven’t been able to find answers to. It’s a frightening article frankly because it feels like the tip of the proverbial iceberg – we’re giving the government of Canada a new level of control over the Canadian experience of the Internet and I don’t think it is being done the right way, assuming it should be done at all.