I know a few people who are currently slaving away in their academic dungeons, trying feverishly to finish some kind of ‘learned’ document. It could be some kind of monster thesis, or it could be some weekly assignment. These things can be tough, as often these people are thinking in the back of their minds that they may or may not want to publish these papers once they’re written.
So I want to help. I found a great service online where you can have your paper written for you, and it will be generated in a way that it is ready for submission to whatever body of approval you desire. It’s not going to be gibberish either, it will include images, citations, and all that other stuff that makes paper committees smile when they wake up in the morning.
There’s only one limit – it will only generate papers suitable for computer science academics. Sorry, but perhaps there is some special attribute of the computer science industry and it’s willingness to accept silly names and words for common things that makes this work so well. I mean really, what the heck is a CPU anyways? Can’t we just call it a ‘computer brain’?
If you’re interested in getting your paper made for you, go check it out.
If you’re curious about the veracity of the results, know this – a paper was created using this program and was accepted for a conference this year. Yes, the conference committee apparently read it over and thought it would be interesting enough and informative enough to have it presented at the conference. Quality stuff, I tell ya.
If you’re still in doubt, I could mention that the team behind this new tool is currently attending the esteemed M.I.T institute … or is that redundant? OK, just M.I.T.
Did I mention it’s free? I’ve even thrown together a sample paper, which you can view here
Awesome. If I just switch to computer science I should be able to finish my PhD within a month at the outside. And then I’ll be able to escape this academic dungeon that is also known as Green College.
The scary part is that the example paper that I generated (authored by Bart and Homer Simpson of 123 Fake Street) is better written than 90% of the real academic papers that I’ve read….
Pretty slick, isn’t it?
I wonder if someone would port it to fisheries for you, as they’ve made the source code available ….