Would You Like Fries With That, Dude?

The word outsourcing has become a dirty word in the Canadian and American vernacular. In fact my own software employer has begun dipping its toes into that swollen river ever so slightly. Just to see how it feels, they say. Just to test the waters, as it were. Luckily I’m such a star that I couldn’t possibly be outsourced, but I feel for everyone else – I really do.

And now I hear that outsourcing has come to McDonald’s drive-throughs!

It all makes sense, of course. You talk to a little speaker phone – who cares where the person on the end side actually exists? Florida? Washington? Bangalore?

It’s interesting seeing how they describe the call center that is contracted out to deal with the incoming food requests. I thought my Support days were bad, but monitoring to that extent makes me angry just reading about it. And then to hear that they have to try to up-sell you? Blood. Boiling!

And why are these things important? Why, to save money of course. This is a capitalist society and all that bunk.

When the customer pulls away from the menu to pay for the food and pick it up, it takes around 10 seconds for another car to pull forward. During that time, Mr. King said, his order-takers can be answering a call from a different McDonald’s where someone has already pulled up.

The remote order-takers at Bronco earn the minimum wage ($6.75 an hour in California), do not get health benefits and do not wear uniforms. Ms. Vargas, who recently finished high school, wore jeans and a baggy white sweatshirt as she took orders last week.

The call-center system allows employees to be monitored and tracked much more closely than would be possible if they were in restaurants. Mr. King’s computer screen gives him constant updates as to which workers are not meeting standards. “You’ve got to measure everything,” he said. “When fractions of seconds count, the environment needs to be controlled.”

The whole article requires registration (or simply visit BugMeNot and find a free login) but it ends with this simple statement:

Ms. Aleman said that, over all, the system had improved accuracy and helped her cut costs. She said that now she did not need an employee dedicated to taking orders or, during the lunch rush, an assistant for the order-taker to handle cash when things backed up. “We’ve cut labor,” she said.

Ah yes, once again we see technology really helping those that need it most – the minimum wage workers slaving away under the grease gods. All praise the silicon tutelary!

On April Fool’s Day

In the spirit of April Fool’s Day, along with our pregnancy, I present a medical lawsuit for your perusal. With all these legal and crime shows on TV, I figure we’re all pretty much experts by now, right? What would you have done if you were on this jury?

Note – I don’t think the issue is a joke or is even slightly amusing, please don’t think the April Fool’s reference meant anything like that at all. The April Fool’s reference was more about the idea that most people would consider this a no-brainer, while some others think this is ludicrous. The hospital can’t be held liable for all the bad things that happen inside its walls – sometimes people simply can’t be helped.

Blind Man Sues Over Website Design

News has surfaced that a blind man has sued Target over its website’s inability to be used properly by blind computer users.  The link I’ve included is, frankly, embarrassing because I think of that online community at arstechnica as intelligent and typically non-reactive.  However if you follow the article’s discussion link you’ll see some really, really stupid responses.

This particular issue strikes a chord with me because in a past life I wrote a research paper on the experience blind users have on the Internet.  I interviewed a blind man and talked to him about his experiences with the Internet and the pages he uses daily.  The sad part is that he pointed out this exact problem to me though it was with the Vancouver Sun’s website at the time.  That was over 5 years ago now I believe.  Isn’t progress grand?

I am doubly perplexed by people’s comments that coding web pages for blind people is difficult.  Continue reading Blind Man Sues Over Website Design

Election 2006 – LGBT Positions

No, this isn’t some dirty post about sexual positions. EGALE Canada has posted its opinion on each of the party leaders and the parties themselves with respect to LGBT issues (Lesbian Gay Bisexual Trans).

They’re also collecting information on how your particular candidates have voted on LGBT issues – and where they stand publicly on these issues. You can see where your candidates stand on these issues via your postal codes.

Happy 2006!

Alisa and I want to wish everyone reading this a Happy New Year. Here’s hoping 2006 is a landmark year full of good luck, wonderful moments of peace, quiet and reflection, and a few belly-laughs thrown in for good measure.

Anyone interested in seeing pictures from our Mexican holiday?

Guayabitos Picture

Here you go. Be warned – there are a few pictures of sunsets in there. Feel free to leave comments!

Canada Votes in 2006

Not to infringe on Dale’s territory, but I think this page is really cool. You can use it to see exactly what things any federal MP has done while in parliament. What did they vote for specific bills? How many days were they absent? What exactly did they say?

The guys behind this should be thanked – they’ve combed various horrible resources and have come up with a great way to present the info they’ve found.

Now all I need to do is find out what the other candidates think of the important issues, and voting suddenly becomes much easier.

Here’s a useful election page at the CBC.

Here’s their page for my riding. Looks like it’s either Green or Conservative? That can’t be right? Must be due for an update me thinks.

Even the Government Can’t Write Proper English

What kind of a role model are they trying to be?

An excerpt from the Employee Standards Act

Opal, during her first year of employment, goes on pregnancy leave after working 3 months. She returns to work in her second year of employment. Opal is entitled to at least 2 weeks of vacation time accrued during the first year of employment. Annual vacation pay pursuant to s.58 in this case is calculated as 4% of 3-months gross wages and as such the vacation pay will be less than if she had worked the entire year. The leave of absence does not effect accrued vacation time however, as this example illustrates, vacation pay is reduced.

Now can you spot the problem? Here, I’ll highlight the affect it had on me.

That hint wasn’t enough?
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What a Great Interface!

Marty sent me a link to this baby name page that allows you to see the popularity of names in the US since the 1880s. While the content is interesting enough, I am totally impressed with the interface.

There are some clunky parts (like how do you know if your cursor is currently in the name typing space or not?) but otherwise this is a very good way to visualize this data. It incorporates a quasi-zooming interface that updates as you type. You can use the mouse to find further data on specific parts of the graph. Sadly they resort to the age-old blue=boy girl=pink colour scheme, but that’s forgivable considering the audience.

Overall I’d say this is a great use of technology! Hats off to the designer and coder.

You’ll note that the name ‘Kirk’ has fallen out of favour … I mean why even bother trying to get your kid to live up to that high of a standard? It’s just setting the kid up for a lifetime of disappointment .. unless it’s a girl… nobody’s named their girl ‘Kirk’ yet. Do we dare?

Public Really Shouldn’t Know

A CFL player was recently charged with aggravated sexual assault, and released on bail. The fact that he is HIV+ has made this story interesting. The conditions of his bail are what caught my ear, and the actions of the RCMP are the icing on the proverbial cake of sucking.

Bail requirements:

  1. No sex without a condom
  2. Disclose to any sexual partner his HIV+ status.
  3. No involvement with the sex trade
  4. Cannot go to bars or nightclubs
  5. 11pm to 7am curfew
  6. Not be alone with any female under the age of 14 (other than his wife and family)
  7. No contact or visits with the complainants
  8. Maintain residence in Regina
  9. Surrender his passport (if he has one)

Continue reading Public Really Shouldn’t Know