Welcome Back to Traffic

We’re back from our trip to Cuba, and the first post I have to make is all about commuting traffic headaches.

It’s not nearly as bad as it could be. So there you go.

On an even more positive note, my fellow carpooler directed me to a great BC Provincial resource that finally opens up their traffic cams all over the place to the public. This includes a few of the pain points in the Lower Mainland as well as border traffic cams. There are cameras outside of the the Lower Mainland too, but I can’t vouche for how useful they are.

Yummy Mummy – Think About It

The term “Yummy Mummy” has become quite well-accepted in common “parental talk”. What used to refer to sugared cereal is now used to label a mother who portrays herself as glamorous and fairly unaffected by the birth of her children.

The Georgia Straight has an interesting article on how this term is becoming contentious and divisive in the parenting circles.

The Birth Lounge, which held an alternative baby fair at Britannia Community Centre on March 10, promotes the idea that the transition to motherhood is a major one: bodies change, focus changes, work changes, and relationships change. For a mom’s life even to slightly resemble her former world, it takes lots of money–enough for a nanny, a diaper service, a maid service, and the “right” baby wardrobe and accessories. The term yummy mummy has serious class overtones, they agreed.

In fact, they think that yummy mummies are a myth. No matter what a mom looks like on the outside, you never know what’s going on beneath her mascara–or tank top.

I’ve long felt that this term was becoming somewhat dismissive and … … pejorative, to borrow the phrase from the article. It’s nice to see local community discussion about it. And frankly, this article is an excellent one.

Parting words:

Yummy mummy, Williams said, challenges the yuckiness of motherhood in the same way that the perky 1940s housewife challenged her grandmother and the supermom challenged her. Like those stereotypes, the yummy mummy is totally unrealistic for today’s women anxious to appear to have it all.

P.S. Anyone interested in sending our ladies to see Mom’s the Word 2: Unhinged. We missed the original Mom’s the Word, but this one looks like it could be useful in a decade or so…

A Little Snack – The Machine is Us/ing Us

I’m sure some of you may have seen a video floating around the Internet called “Web 2.0 – The Machine is Us/ing Us – yes? It’s a little video put together by Michael Wesch – an assistant professor of cultural anthropology at Kansas State University.

It’s a cute 5 minute dissertation on how he sees the evolution of the Internet over the past decade or so to this thing we hear about a lot today: Web 2.0. What does that mean? He walks us through, in a very neat manner, how we got to where we are in terms of the Internet today, and where we may be going.

So Dale, when are you going to put together something similar to help us neanderthals understand the current state of the world fisheries, hmmm?

Marley Has Decided That Crawling Is Not Her Style

It’s that time in Marley’s life (just over 9 months for those counting) when she will be making a very important decision. The outcome of this decision could scar her for life and frankly I’m a little concerned about the path she seems to be choosing. You’ve all heard the experts say that a baby needs to learn how to crawl – that it is part of their developmental staging and it is important to encourage the baby to crawl. Yes, I’m sure you have all heard this, right?

I’m afraid that recent developments indicate that Marley is poopoo’ing these experts: I don’t think she wants to crawl at all. The moment she’s on her belly when we try to encourage it she’s crying at us. Is it anger? Frustration? Disdain? Who but Marley can say?

Here’s a video (1.2MB) that sheds some light on her next planned “step” in the world.

P.S. Alisa just posted some 9 month pictures that support my observation that she’s made her decision.

The Ship Is Leaking – Rejoice!

We’ve all heard at some point or another about some document being leaked and ruining a plot, a conspiracy or a career. What if a global repository was created that allowed the world over to pick apart these leaked documents, documenting their veracity or their fallacy?

Enter Wikileaks

Wikileaks is developing an uncensorable Wikipedia for untraceable mass document leaking and analysis. Our primary interests are oppressive regimes in Asia, the former Soviet bloc, Sub-Saharan Africa and the Middle East, but we also expect to be of assistance to those in the west who wish to reveal unethical behavior in their own governments and corporations. We aim for maximum political impact; this means our interface is identical to Wikipedia and usable by non-technical people. We have received over 1.2 million documents so far from dissident communities and anonymous sources.

It’s not live yet (apparently its existence was leaked before it was ready for public scrutiny) but it looks like an interesting endeavour – one well worth watching.

Happy 30th Birthday Alisa!

It seems my beloved wife is turning 30 today. This will be her last official Birthday. From here on out she’ll be celebrating anniversaries only – the 3rd anniversary of her 28th birthday is next year, I believe.

Let’s all join in and wish our favorite lady a Happy Birthday!

P.S. For those curious about her gift from me, check out “Belle’s Trip” in the menu at the top – see if you can figure out what’s going on without any narrative.

It’s The Little Things That Count, Don Corleone

Sometimes it is the little things that count. Take for example the warnings to adults who are considering buying a FurReal Friends Butterscotch Pony at the Entertainment Earth website.

Requires 6 ‘D’ batteries, not included.

Now that’s good to know – you can purchase and plan to buy some batteries ahead of time. Nice touch!

Adults take note: Pony comes unassembled in box with head detatched. You may wish to not open the box around your children if they may be frightened by a box with a decapitated horse inside.

Wow, now that one is an excellent suggestion. Can you imagine the look on your little child’s face when they open the box and find a severed Butterscotch Pony head? And would you be buying this gift for a child that may not be frightened by a box with a decapitated horse head inside?

Flashy Things And Technology Of Olde

I’m no fan of Flash as you may or may not know. However it is almost impossible to consume pop culture sites today without interacting with a Flash site somehow. Well today is a landmark day – I’ve actually found something funny and interesting enough that I’m putting a Flash video link in my post directly. I’ve chosen Google over youtube though they both have the video.

Behold what happens when two geeks get together and think about old technology – stop motion capture. I’ve also never embedded any videos here before so this should be interesting.

In the spirit of hating Flash and the way it makes so much of the web inaccessible, I’m going to share a little secret with you. There exists a “bookmarklet” that allows you to download the .avi file that is played by the Flash player for many Google and youtube videos. Simply follow the instructions and you can view the videos from your own desktop, over and over – all without dipping into proprietary and close-sourced video players!

Finally, I leave you with a link to instructions on how to access the MP3 (audio) files that many Flash sites play so you can enjoy those upon your leisure too.

Hope these are as helpful to you as they are to me – which is to say extremely so.

More DRM In Your Pocket

I read an interestingly positioned take on DRM (Digitial Rights Management) today and thought it might be interesting to some of you as I know you are currently buying music and such from online stores. Online stores almost unilaterally use DRM on those files you’re buying, in case you were wondering. Apple’s ITunes store is right there at the top of the guilty list. It is interesting because it takes a look at how DRM actually hurts the consumer and offers nothing in return.

If you’re curious, its a simple 2-page article – its worth a quick read even to just gain awareness of some of the issues going on with DRM and electronic consumption.

Article title and link: “The big DRM mistake” by Scott Granneman

Let’s Describe The World – WikiMapia

Many of us have heard of Wikipedia. Even more of us have heard and used Google Map’s functionality. Sure, sure, they’re both really cool. But what would happen if we left them alone in a closet together for a few minutes after playing spin-the-bottle? Would we end up seeing something like WikiMapia?

WikiMapia is quite similar to Google Maps, but it allows anyone to contribute, like Wikipedia. I personally added Earl Marriott and Peace Arch schools in the little town of White rock.

Another interesting application of AJAX, social networking and raw satellite data. Man I love collaboration! Check out the local White Rock attractions and add your own references. They’re vetted before being published. Or go to some other large city you’re interested in and see what other people know about the city.

This post is in honour of the Georgia Straight’s annual Best of Vancouver issue. A great idea that can now be tried globally using WikiMapia.